Master Shake told me to go in the freezer because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken.
Here, a hot protestor makes me want to visit Lebanon.
The Lebanese government has resigned after huge street protests in response to the murder of an ex-Prime Minister by what is believed to be Syrian forces operating in the country. The Bush admin wants Syria out of Lebanon as well, and has celebrated the retirement of the government in favor of an anti-Syrian government.