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German Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is now the Pope. He took the name Benedict XVI and immediately got a phone call from God to get his first instructions.

Benedict: Heya big guy, how's it going?
Jehovah: Shut up, Ratzinger. I was hoping for someone who might start helping people stop AIDS by saying that if they HAVE to have sex, they should use condoms, but instead I get another homphobic asshole.

Well, at least you'll be dead in 4 months, 2 days, 5 hours, 27 minutes, 10 seconds.




Curses! I have been fooled! The new pope is in fact Giblets!
"The skin doen't fit Giblets that well - it kind of droops, and I'm standing on top of two dwarves and a monkey just to reach the point where I can operate the head properly.

Vatican tidbit: the sash Giblets is wearing allows me to travel into the ninth pit of hell unscathed to extract the pure essence of the Godbread from Lucifer's still-living brain, but only when dipped in pure childblood. Interesting stuff.
The reign of Giblets has begun!
Posted By George on 05/19/2005 @ 03:29 PM | Link and Discuss (0) | More
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