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Dirty Greek - The Atomic Theory Of Matter - Rereasoned
  Humor : The Atomic Theory Of Matter - Rereasoned
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This is hilarious.
"The atomic theory of matter ignores the existence of a supreme creator. A few scientists claim that matter “came into being” in some mysterious process at some indefinite time after the “Big Bang.” (Don’t get me started on that!) That’s not what the Bible says. In fact, I read the Bible once, and I don’t remember anything about any atoms anywhere in it. (Well, I only read the first few pages – but that’s where the story of creation is, anyway.)

Of course, he (Einstein, not God) eventually came to accept a few of these ideas, which led him to say, “Not only is the universe queerer that we imagine, it is queerer than we can imagine.”

In conclusion, Kansans won’t tolerate queerness in our marriages; so we not should tolerate it in our physics either.
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You're simply an idiot man

Posted by on 11/02/2005 @ 04:36 PM

Thanks!

Obviously, only an anonymous coward would use ad hominem attacks!

Posted by george on 11/02/2005 @ 07:12 PM

Atomic Theory Of Matter

Thanks for linking to my little foray into satire.

Posted by Mike on 05/09/2006 @ 04:20 PM

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