Master Shake told me to go in the freezer because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken.
Here it is. Right off the bat, he's starting out with a caustic attack on religion. He's my brother, but I got all the tact in the family. He'd rather piss people off. It's sure fun to watch!