Master Shake told me to go in the freezer because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken.
You may notice that my hit-counter has jumped up a bit. That's because before, I was recording number of unique page views to only the main page. I decided that was silly, so now I'm recording number of total page views, but still only to the main page.
