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Dirty Greek - Airport screener gets an eyefull
  Humor : Airport screener gets an eyefull
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This is a pretty hilarious story:
"Daryl Miller didn't make it through airport security because he couldn't keep his pants on.

Airport police said a security screener was waving a metal-detecting wand over Miller's pants area on Friday when Miller pulled his shorts down to his ankles. He wasn't wearing any underwear.

Miller then said, "There, how do you like your job," thus ending the screening, according to the police report. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $300 bail.
I think something's being left out here, though. "There, how do you like your job," eh? I wonder if Miller had gotten a little over-excited about the wand being waved over his crotch and wanted to show the screener that he/she had done an excellent job?
""We've never had anybody do that before," said airport police Lt. Matt Christenson. "But it's not abnormal for people to become frustrated with the screening process."

Miller also became belligerent during the screening, Transportation Security Administration officers told police. One TSA employee also told police that Miller had a note inside a magazine in his bag with an expletive, and told a TSA employee "Oh yeah, it's for you" when asked who the note was directed at.
But the funniest part of the story, I think, is what the police officer said:
""This person exposed themself in a public area, a clear violation of the law, and we needed to take some action on that, otherwise everybody would be dropping their pants," Christenson said.
MY GOD! Someone showing people something that they've all seen before... and that half of them can see by looking in the mirror! Horror of horrors!
Posted By George on 12/05/2004 @ 19:01 | Link and Discuss (0) | More
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